“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”
It’s Alive!!!
£150.00
It’s Alive! The weather’s cold, my little dog’s curled up in front of the fire, Universal Monsters flicker across the TV screen and I’m sketching my fat arse off. Drawings don’t earn as much as oil paintings but that’s OK, my wife’s in Cape Verde spending bravely anyway! She’s back tomorrow though, so time to wash all the Jello out of the bath and hose off the hookers!
This graphite sketch has been created on heavyweight Canson 16 ½” X 11 ¾” fine art paper and comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity. It will be posted in a strong, wide tube and will of course be tracked and fully insured.
