“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Patty Mullen

£30.00

“Wanna date? Need some company? Got any money?” How Jessica Tandy picked up an Oscar for the goddawful 1990 movie ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ when the much hotter and far more talented Patty Mullen spent the same year strutting her way through Frankenhooker is a total mystery. I suspect corruption although the American Award Ceremony is notorious for shunning films that feature exploding prostitutes.

Petty fools.