“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”

Pterodactyl

£30.00

I painted this piece to accompany my bad movie column in The Dark Side Magazine but sadly the film turned out to be TOO bad so I did Empire Of The Ants instead. It’s hard to figure out why some cruddy movies endear themselves to us and some don’t; they all share similar characteristics like atrocious acting and implausible plots but some work and some just make switching over to Piers Morgan less painful!