“All exploitive art should look like it’s been knocked up at 5am by some wasted bum who once had talent but is now seriously on the slide.”
Terror Serpent
£600.00
Terror Serpent is a film about a little girl called Ting Ting who’s pet snake Minge Bob (I think) scoffs a high-jacked consignment of growth serum before flattening Tokyo in search of his tiny owner who’s been kidnapped by evil terrorists. Sadly I misread this synopsis as ‘big snake rears up in front of Japanese tart with a bare arse’ and painted that instead!
This oil painting has been created on heavyweight Canson 16 ½” X 11 ¾” canvas oil paper and comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity. It will be posted in a strong, wide tube and will of course be tracked and fully insured.
